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About The Daily Quaker!

I used to be an abused Internet cliche...



What is The Daily Quaker!? It's an experiment in online entrepreneurship and an homage to one of the funniest Internet memes in recent memory, the HA! HA! Guy. It's the only place where you can get your hands on a genuine, world famous, HA! HA! Guy Whiteboard. It's a blog with daily postings of bad jokes written on HA! HA! Guy Whiteboards.

Why make HA! HA! Guy Whiteboards? To us it was an obvious extension of the infamous HA! HA! Guy made famous by Hetemeel: take a blank template of the HA! HA! Guy, write something sarcastic/truthful/exasperated under it, share with your friends, LOL. Why should the HA! HA! Guy be shackled to the electronic world?

Where can I get a HA! HA! Guy Whiteboard? HA! HA! Guy Whiteboards are available exclusively on The Daily Quaker!.

When did you guys start selling these puppies? We first joked about HA! HA! Whiteboards during the first Great Grey Wave on Fark in July of 2005. When, on the anniversary of the Grey Wave the HA! HA! Guy struck on Fark again we decided to take action. We launched the Tri-Corner Humor Web Shoppe in January of 2007. After paying way too much for hosting, we reevaluated how we went about selling these guys and after taking a different marketing stance, reopened as The Daily Quaker! with a new blog format in August of 2007.

We'll be closing down shop in late 2008.

Who is running the show here? Until recently, the entity known as Tri-Cornered Humor, LLC. We let the Limited Liability status expire and now it's just a few individuals. Michael runs the website and answers most of the email. Jim ships the 'boards and takes care of finances. Lars consults on various subjects such as marketing, business, and Internet sub-culture.

The end is Near: HA! HA! Whiteboards now Only $6.00, get 'em While They're hot.

Alright kids.

This is it.

It's not the last post but it is the beginning of the end. But don't worry. You'll still be able to get HA! HA! Guy Whiteboards. At least for a little while longer. And lucky for you, we're dropping prices.

Starting today you can get a genuine HA! HA! Whiteboard for only $6.00 plus shipping. That's a $3.95 savings over the regular price. And as always, if you send us a question for the Quaker I'll send you a link that will give you free shipping. It doesn't get much better than that.

Or maybe it does.

Also starting today, you can buy HA! HA! Whiteboards in 25 piece lots for only $100.00 plus shipping. That's only $4.00 per 'board. You can save them to give to your friends for Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanza, Festivus, Flag Day, or Labor Day. They make a great gift. Heck, you could even start you're own HA! HA! Guy Whiteboard business if you wanted. Sorry, I can't give you free shipping on a box this big and heavy, but just like we've always done, we're not going to go out of our way to screw you on shipping like a lot of folks on the internet do.

And you still get our 100% HA! HA! Whiteboard guarantee(tm): We promise that this will be the best online whiteboard impulse buy you will ever make.

I Have Road HA! HA!

Running the DC-Baltimore-Philadelphia gauntlet takes its toll on anyone. It's a good thing Nina had a HA! HA! Whiteboard close at hand. Otherwise we might have witnessed another random act of road rage.

Grade A Meat Tumors

By way of a comment,

Rebekah asks if you couldn't use current gene technology like the kind that grows ears on rats to grown meat tumors on animals that could just be harvested? YUM! Mommy, I want a meat tumor!

A Bathroom Mystery

But I'll never tell anyone...

Having roommates is great. Having roommates and a HA! HA! Guy Whiteboard is even better.

Everyone has Sars!!!

This is the most brilliant HA! HA! Whiteboard I have ever seen. Bravo sweettheman.

Become a friend of The Quaker. Take a picture of a HA! HA! Whiteboard, post it flickr, tag it 'hahaguy' and I'll post it up on the Daily Quaker! for the world to see.

Obama vs. McCain: It's Finally on

The Dems finally know have a plan. Well, sort of anyway.

Pork and BEANS!!

Who Owns the Moon?

Dear HA! HA! Guy,

I read on CNN about a guy who claimed he owned the moon. The man, claiming he had found a loop hole in several international treaties was selling lunar real estate. Is this guy for real? Should I start buying moon properties while the prices are still low? Is Lunar Land a worth while investment?

Thanks,
Roger