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Tuesday, May 13, 2008

PETA Puts on its Thinking Cap. Again.

Another brilliant idea from PETA. In the spirit of the Ansari-X prize they've created a $1 million purse for anyone able to create real artificial meat that actually tastes good. I'm not talking about meat alternatives, I mean genuine fake meat, grown in a lab with the blood vessels, marbled fat pockets, and tasty flesh in all its glory.

This is almost as smart as their "Spay your Daughter" campaign.

Zombie Quaker has this to say:
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I think the Zombie Quaker is starving.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Rebekah asks if you couldn't use current gene technology like the kind that grows ears on rats to grown meat tumors on animals that could just be harvested? YUM! Mommy, I want a meat tumor!

Michael said...

An interesting question. I'll pass it on the The HA! HA! Guy and see what he thinks.

Meat tumors for everyone!

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